Check the label: my first ingredient is corn...

"There once was a god named Ganesh
Whom enjoyed the music of John Tesh.
He rebuffed those who scorned
And blew on his horn --
He thought the sound was so fresh."

...I'm only telling you this so I can discontinue this line, and then start selling myself as "Sven Classic".

See, I wake up "funny" in the morning sometimes.

But then, if spontaneous limericks are the worst thing that happens to you and I today -- well, then I guess we must be doing pretty well for ourselves...