Every few months I check Amazon's new DVD releases and read through what's coming out for the next seven or eight Tuesdays. There are always some titles that are just insanely bad. Typically either porn or horror. Today's picks:

• Attack of the Virgin Mummies
  
• Girls of McDonald's [a Playboy video -- apparently a sequel to "Girls of WalMart"]
  
• Nude Women's Wrestling League Vol. 1

This last one in particular had a blurb that I found just riotous:

"Professional Wrestling Just Got Naked! Welcome to Carmen Electra’s Naked Women’s Wrestling League Volume 1 Bush VS. Hussein. The NWWL features the absolute finest in women’s professional wrestling, with a great new twist . . . These girls wrestle completely naked! Former Baywatch star Carmen Electra hosts this hilarious and sexy new action entertainment series that features full frontal nude women wrestling. Harriet Bush battles Layla Hussein, as the so-called "daughters" get involved in the family feud. The epic good VS evil battle unfolds in front of hundreds of live spectators; with a conclusion that must be viewed by every heterosexual man, at least once in his lifetime. The second match features the truly evil Cruella Bleeds who battles the sexy and rhythmic Demonica Disco. This match features naked body slams, hip toss and rope moves. Log onto NWWL.com to find out more about up coming events and products."

Bwa ha ha ha ha! So: When's the Nude Men's Wrestling video coming out? Picturing Rocky, Mr. T., and Hulk Hogan trying to look tuff while nekkid tickles that part of my brain that thinks they're all a bunch of swaggering fools to begin with. ...Oh, the sexual tension! ...With a conclusion that must be viewed by every heterosexual woman at least once in her lifetime!!